Let's Find Each Other
My friends all say I’m a great guy who simply has not met the right lady in a long time. I’m 55, very easy-going and low-maintenance, financially stable (have a house, pool and a couple of cars), very kind-hearted and generous. I spend a lot of time in my garden, out for bike rides (my favorite exercise) or walks in the neighborhood or the great parks we have, long car rides in the country and spending time with my family (spent the afternoon with the grandchildren looking for the perfect pumpkin today...).
You? Anywhere from 30 to 50 in age, not looking for a sugar-daddy or casual hookup, can carry your side of a conversation, employed, and I hate to say it…but not still married or “just separated”, attractive and married couple wants xxx dating women for free sex friendly. That’s too much to ask, right?
Please, when you respond, send a picture, and tell me about yourself. And to be honest, there are two deal-breakers: (1) I'm allergic to cats and dogs. Sorry to all of the animal lovers, but it won't work and (2) I don't care for liberal politics, so if you voted for Obama and still think he's the Messiah, let's not waste our time, please.
Men
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The women don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right woman to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the
top of
the tree.